Now that we look hot, we’re looking for new writers!

Thursday, February 22nd, 2007

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And just what are we looking for? Well, here’s what I want:

Be funny: Not only must you be able to write (which is also a big deal), but have a sense of humor about it.

Be knowledgeable about tech: You gotta know your stuff.

Be experienced: If you’ve been writing for sometime with no recognition in sight, then get on the ground floor of a growing tech blog.

Be of age: Over 21 is ideal, but if you’re an 18-year-old phenom, then we’d want you.

So, if you want to be famous and work for the best boss eva (me), then apply by sending an e-mail my way at robert.summa@destructoid.com.

XM and SIRIUS merge; Earth melts from powerful boom

Monday, February 19th, 2007

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In a somewhat shocking development — well shocking to me — XM and SIRIUS have decided to throw competition out the window and merge as a powerful satellite radio megaton robot. From the press release detailing the agreement:

XM Satellite Radio (Nasdaq: XMSR) and SIRIUS Satellite Radio (Nasdaq: SIRI) today announced that they have entered into a definitive agreement, under which the companies will be combined in a tax-free, all-stock merger of equals with a combined enterprise value of approximately $13 billion, which includes net debt of approximately $1.6 billion.
Under the terms of the agreement, XM shareholders will receive a fixed exchange ratio of 4.6 shares of SIRIUS common stock for each share of XM they own. XM and SIRIUS shareholders will each own approximately 50 percent of the combined company.
Mel Karmazin, currently Chief Executive Officer of SIRIUS, will become Chief Executive Officer of the combined company and Gary Parsons, currently Chairman of XM, will become Chairman of the combined company. The new company’s board of directors will consist of 12 directors, including Messrs. Karmazin and Parsons, four independent members designated by each company, as well as one representative from each of General Motors and American Honda. Hugh Panero, the Chief Executive Officer of XM, will continue in his current role until the anticipated close of the merger.

Booyakasha. Another win for Howard Stern? I guess XM figured if you can’t beat em, join em.

Debating the flying car

Friday, February 9th, 2007

The flying car will happen, but what are you willing to do for it? Watch this debate, and you decide.

Best use of a keyboard ever?

Sunday, February 4th, 2007

Keyboards aren’t just for typing and locating pron, no, they’re for beating the crap out of annoying co-workers as well. Case in point: this video. Check out this high-strung dude who goes a bit mental on his office mate.

Never forget the alien horror

Saturday, February 3rd, 2007

Let’s bow our heads and remember, because you should never forget the horrors of primitive tech gone wild.

PC vs Mac Apple commercial in Japanese much more adorable than hipster American version

Saturday, February 3rd, 2007

I guess it’s sort of a guilty pleasure for me, but I actually like those Mac vs PC ads they run here in the U.S. I know I’m not supposed to and I’m too cool to even consider it, but I find it funny. Well, now I’ve decided I like the Japanese version even better. Nevermind the fact that I don’t know Japanese, there’s just a certain charm and whatnot that crosses those linguistic borders.

White Zune > black Zune

Wednesday, January 31st, 2007

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I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking cause I’m a cracka that this is a racial thing. Well, it ain’t. I may be the only person on the planet, but I happen to love my Zune and today, I actually had to give my black one back to Microsoft (I had it on loan for a month or so). When I saw that I had to send it back today, I was saddened … greatly. Well, thanks to the large amounts of gold I found in Vegas a couple weeks ago, I just went ahead and actually spent my own money on the damn thing.

Since I had the black one before, I decided to give white a spin. And you know what? It’s HOT! Now I hear brown is da shit (no pun intended), but white is pretty damn slick. Why am I writing this? Well, I just wanted to let y’all know where I stand on the Zune and if you’re thinking of picking one up, I suggest you go for white. I hear it brings all the girls to the yard.

Angels and Airwaves rocked my Vista

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007

So, besides the boring white guys, the Windows Vista launch event yesterday included a concert by Angels and Airwaves (one of my favorite bands, actually). Here’s the full concert, more or less — my camera’s battery went out on me near the end. Enjoy!

Bill Gates takes on the Daily Show

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007

Bill Gates vs. Jon Stewart. Doesn’t get much more epic than that. Watch the vid, enjoy the stiffness.

Vista launch: Inside the belly of the beast

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007

Want to know what yesterday’s Windows Vista press event was like in NYC’s Times Square? Well, hopefully this little tour will give you some kind of idea. There was plenty of great free food and of course the all-important free booze.